{"id":344,"date":"2012-09-13T21:13:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/?p=344"},"modified":"2013-04-22T17:45:54","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T17:45:54","slug":"brown-trouser-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Brown Trouser Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taking my mate Colin&#8217;s Boat out without him for the first time<\/p>\n<p>Brown Trousers Required:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve only ever been the &#8220;cabin boy&#8221; on on Rascal,<\/p>\n<p>Colin was always very much the Skipper<\/p>\n<p>Today I had to &#8220;man the fuck up&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p>and ride that pony all on my own,<\/p>\n<p>Shitting it, Yes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0002%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0005%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Waiting for the lock<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0016%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0011%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Off up the Orwell&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0018%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mild Panic:\u00a0 Turbo Troubles in the Dock, Warning Lights on, Limp home mode,<\/p>\n<p>Cool hand Spanner Time!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0019%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/IMG\/IMG_0020%20%28Large%29.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/?attachment_id=366\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-366\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0023 (Large)\" src=\"http:\/\/my-eos.event-hotspot.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/IMG_0023-Large.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dread at the controls<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a02 out, 2 back in again, Praise Be !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking my mate Colin&#8217;s Boat out without him for the first time Brown Trousers Required: &nbsp; I&#8217;ve only ever been the &#8220;cabin boy&#8221; on on Rascal, Colin was always very much the Skipper Today I had to &#8220;man the fuck up&#8221;, and ride that pony all on my own, Shitting it, Yes! 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